Thug Laws

  

Thug Law #1

Dress Like a Thug

When people see you, you must be thugged out, at all times, know what I’m say’in? i.e., bling bling jewelry, pants below yo azz or nearly on the ground, doo rag, cell phone wit convict music ringtones, hat in reverse with a slight tilt, a grill is optional but strongly urged. Fo show you know, all thugs wear bulletproof vests and pack some heat. Cause we rough ridas, we don’t wear no mothaf#@!n condoms, ya feel me? Important accessories include: pimp cups, pimp shades, braided hair and of course you gotta be wear’in a hella bank roll.

Thug Law #2

Talk Like a Thug
We got our own language, know what I’m say’in? Niggas who don’t talk like us ain’t one of us, ya feel me? If you need to learn yo new language, grab some chronic and a 40 oz. and come hang out wit da homies. We gon be posting on the corner, ya feel me? In a short time we’ll have yo azz flow’in like us peeps. Yo, if you are talking proper English, you ain’t no thug, you a punk azz wanksta wannabe. Learn to talk slang, nigga.

Thug Law #3

Have a Menacing Mug

In the thug life and the world of hip hop, you not only got’s to be hard, you got’s to look hard at all times. You’ve got to stare a mothaf#!% down, know what I’m sayin? In the joint we bust a move called: mugging. All homies know how to turn on this menacing mug at the flick of a switch. Yo mug should scare the hell out of a nigga, ya feel me?

Thug Law #4

Be In Da Club

If you a true thug, then you know bout be’in up in da club? Listen to the flow homies; “Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either nigga. In the club all the time nigga, its about to pop off nigga.” That’s straight from 50 Cent and the G-Unit homies. If you gone be a baller, you gots to be up in da club, wit a bottle full of Bud. You gots to be in da club, in the cutt, pimpin dem hoes. As a roller you gon be in da club chillin wit 50 Cent, Luda, Young Jeezy, The Game, G-Unit, Snoop Dogg, R. Kelly, P. Diddy, Young Joc and all the true playas.

Thug Law #5

Be a Brawler

One thing bout being thugs is that we straight up! If you listen to our convict music and catch our spirit, you know violence and hip hop go hand in hand. If you got hip hop, you got thugs and if you got thugs, you gon have violence. Ain’t no ifs, and’s or but’s about it. Read the words of the Game in his cut: - 200 Bars and Running” I'll murder anyone of you @#$%^& G-G-G-G-Unit. That nigga is a straight up, hip hop brawler, ya feel me? If you in hip hop, you gots to be a brawler, ya feel me? If not, we gon punk yo azz!

Thug Law #6

Don’t Let No Mothaf#!%a Dis You

If you get dissed, you gots to come back wit some heat. Remember when: Tupac dissed NaS, CamRon dissed Jay Z, 50 Cent dissed CamRon, the Game dissed 50 Cent and G-Unit and the Game dissed Dr. Dre? Don’t take that s@$t from nobody! You know how we handle our bizness? Street fashion, know what I’m say’in?

Thug Law #7

Love the Rap Hip Hop Game

The rap hip hop game is our life. This ain’t no mothaf#@!n entertainment. This lifestyle is about gittin respect, gittin paid, tappin that azz and gittin high. This game ain’t bout no social consciences. If a mothaf#%&r want som s#!t like that, they azz needs to go to church! This game generates over $1 billion a year and new jacks need to git wit it! And OGs need to lead by example.

Thug Law #8

Don’t Love Them Hoes

We true pimps and real playa’s; real talk, ya feel me? We don’t love them hoes, we pimp them hoes! Young Jeezy said it best when he said, “I got a pocket full of money and my wrist all froze, So fuck what you heard we don't love them hoes, heeyyy.” Thugs 4 Life, baby and we don’t love them hoes!

Thug Law #9

Git Tattooed

Tats serve a number of critical purposes. a). They show what set you in and who yo allegiance to. Remember Tupac’s bangin Thug Life tattoo? Homie represented us well! b). They advertise yo set. You must promote and glamorize yo set fo life.  c). If it’s a “Jail house Tat,” it shows that you held it down while on lockdown wit yo homies. d). tats mark yo property. Once you tat a hoe, she yo property, know what I’m say’in?

Thug Law #10

Be Ghetto Fabulous

The ghetto is where it’s at, ya know what I’m say’in? You glamorize the thug life by putting out crunk rap CDs, makin bangin rap videos, sportin bling bling, rollin in bangin whips and sportin them fine azz hip hop honeys. We gon turn this nation into a thug nation.

Thug Law #11

Rep Yo Set

It don’t matter if you from the nasty north or the dirty south, you gotta rep yo hood, know what I’m talk’in bout? If you a thug, you in a set and you must rep yo set. Thugs must rep they set at all times, you know how we do it, 51 Street Crips style.

Thug Law #12

It Ain’t Yo Fault

Community leaders, playa haters, preachers, politicians and people like Bill Cosby gon try to blame the violence in da hood on us. They talk about how we treat dem hoes, sling crack and git violent. Homie, this s#%t ain’t our fault. Remember this s#%t dawg; as far as the music goes, the record executives are to blame. As far as the crack epidemic is concerned, the CIA is to blame. As far as Black on Black crime and the high number of Black men being incarcerated, that’s the white man’s fault. You gotta learn how to deflect blame and responsibility. It ain’t your fault homie!

Thug Law #13

Ice Yo Conscience

Being a thug means that you can’t have no conscience. Times and situations gon demand that you do some ruthless and dirty sh1%t. If you got a conscience, yo azz gon punk out. Remember you gotta represent yo set, the hood, the hip hop game and the thug life. If you gotta commit a home invasion, drive by, jack a whip, sling crack to a pregnant hoe, git a 10-year-old in da game, b-e-e-y-a-t-c-h slap a hoe, put a nigga on 187 street or pop 5-0, ice yo conscience and do that s#!@t wit thug pride!